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Why is a moped (scooter) like a fat bird?
Because they're both fun to ride but your mates would rip the piss out of you if they knew.
I say stick with the scooter - I am horribly envious.
I spent a year entering every (free) competition I could find to get one.
For some reason I had it in my head that I was destined to win one.
Reading this, I feel the need to start again!
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