Just today, my lawn people came to mow my lawn, and I thought of this thread while they were blowing all the stupid crepe myrtle droppings off my back porch.
But then I was distracted by the fact that the blower guy was wearing a pimp hat--seriously, a big floppy brim with bright orange and yellow and black swirls all over. Minifob banged on the window yelling, "Hat! Hat!" at him. True story.
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