Clearly my parents should've just named me "Awesome" from the get go. If they didn't want to seem too egotistical the could've gone with a name that means awesome, but no they went with a name that means honey bee. Great so they expected me to be lazy, fat, and clumsy...damn them for being right.
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Addicts may suck dick for coke, but love came up with the idea to put a dick in there to begin with.
-Jack O'Brien
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