Kiri Te Kanawa. Sheesh.
When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie,
That's annoying...
When the eel lunges out
And it bites off your snout,
That's a moray...
Where the Yalies drink beer,
And they sing -- not so clear --
That's at Morey's...
A New Zealander man
With a permanent tan --
That's a Maori!
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