He's everywhere, all right!
Then, you have the woman selling fish stick crosses on e-bay. Don't know how that auction turned out. For pete's sake, you buy a box of fish sticks, and true to their name, they stick together.
The article has too many funny things to even know where to start, so I'll start with this one:
"I went to cook them one day and I poured them out into the pan and there were three kind of fused together in a way that made three mini crosses, and the
way they fell on the pan it looked just like the hill where Jesus was crucified," said Landis.
Huh?
Leave to Ohio.