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Old 07-21-2008, 09:24 PM   #5
footfootfoot
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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus View Post
Just tell your boss that you're having "female problems" and they won't ask for the details.
Flint: " Uhh, yeah. I'm having female problems. She's pressing charges and I have to go to an arraignment..."

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Originally Posted by classicman
infectious Diarrheal condition - You are not allowed to work for 24 hours - offer the beginning of some nasty details then trail off your voice - OMG gotta GO!!!! then hang up quickly.
Flint: "The echo? well, I'm on the can right SPPLORRT! right now, maybe the bathroom FFFFFFFFTTTTT echos a bit. Hang on, I feel a big one coming..."

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