Well, I had to go to the bathroom, you know, one of those emergencies. Of course, there's someone in there putting on freaking makeup. I try and wait as long as possible, but noooo, my butt has to let go a big ole diarrhea fart and whoosh into the toilet. It couldn't wait 10 more seconds until I was alone. And of course, her office is right across the hall from my cube so I get to see her all day.....*sigh*
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