Just found this one on youtube.
I had it on (audio) tape. Listened to it until the tape warped.
Ones I still use occasionally:
"The electric telephone"
"What-so-ev-er" in that accent
"Stiff as a board and bright green" - you'd be surprised how often that comes up!
".. and beginning to sme-ell"
"Or at least it would be, if it were true" although I admit I've paraphrased it over the years, not having access to the source. I tend to say... "well... if it was true!"
As usual for me, it's all about intonation and accent. Some of them I'd forgotten where they came from.
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