[Flint]

My only gripe with the foreign contingent is that you put a u in color and you call the wrong thing football.

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Seriously, though, it would never occur to me that this is an "American" board (I would think the mere idea of the internet itself would preclude that possibility); if anything, I feel that there is a predominate number of people here from the Philidelphia area (a residual quality of the Cellar's origins).

I mean...let's get down to nuts and bolts here, and attack the intellectual properties of people from the geographic region surrounding Philidelphia.

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First we have to determine the exact center of Philidelhia, and then measure the distance of each user from that point. A sliding scale of intellectual properties will be applied using an algorithm based on physical proximity to ground zero. Line up now, or be rounded up forcefully by our intellectual jackboots. This is for your own good (the first step toward gaining the knowledge and understanding required to comprehend [your] problems).