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lookout123 · 06-26-2008, 11:47 AM

or maybe tw's just a one trick pony disguised as a belligerent asshole. could you imagine this guy after a couple beers at the corner bar?

This is Duff Roberts reporting live from Squeaky Bum's Bar and Grill. The scene here is astounding. Mob violence like you have never seen it before. Rodney King has nothing on this man, identified only as TW. Apparently he whipped the crowd into a frenzy by pointing out repeatedly that he knew everything and they knew nothing. The violence was reportedly sparked when his own mother stood up and was heard to shout, "Shut the F*$@ up already you useless twat!" and began beating him with her oversized purse. What's remarkable in this case is that unlike most fights, not one person came to the victim's defense. Even the police officers responding to the call have begun beating him with their nightsticks. There is a rumor that the National Guard is being called in to hit him with firehoses. And now, the crowd seems to have started chanting... wait...yes, it is - they have picked up his mother's battlecry. It is amazing! The crowd is chanting "Shut the F*$@ up you useless twat!" over and over again.

Now back to you in the studio, Christie. I have a twat to beat with a microphone.

06-26-2008, 11:47 AM	#99
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	or maybe tw's just a one trick pony disguised as a belligerent asshole. could you imagine this guy after a couple beers at the corner bar? This is Duff Roberts reporting live from Squeaky Bum's Bar and Grill. The scene here is astounding. Mob violence like you have never seen it before. Rodney King has nothing on this man, identified only as TW. Apparently he whipped the crowd into a frenzy by pointing out repeatedly that he knew everything and they knew nothing. The violence was reportedly sparked when his own mother stood up and was heard to shout, "Shut the F$@ up already you useless twat!" and began beating him with her oversized purse. What's remarkable in this case is that unlike most fights, not one person came to the victim's defense. Even the police officers responding to the call have begun beating him with their nightsticks. There is a rumor that the National Guard is being called in to hit him with firehoses. And now, the crowd seems to have started chanting... wait...yes, it is - they have picked up his mother's battlecry. It is amazing! The crowd is chanting "Shut the F$@ up you useless twat!" over and over again. Now back to you in the studio, Christie. I have a twat to beat with a microphone. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin Last edited by lookout123; 06-26-2008 at 11:56 AM.