i'm sure this is a case of inappropriate thongage. the woman was obviously too robust to be wearing those kind of undies, and the tension exerted caused a wardrobe malfunction. that eye wound is god's way of telling you to switch to boyshorts, tubbie. she had it coming.......just like those cyclists that got whacked by the Chevy.
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