When SWMBO had the inchling we read up on all things dowa (tm) and it turns out that a woman who has never been pregnant can induce lactation by having her nipples sucked. A lot. For a long time. But then it happens.
I guess it is special for some women who aren't able to get pregnant but who want to nurse their adopted baby and have their boobs permanently permanently permanently umm different.
This machine would help. I'd get all distracted and would be more likely to get her pregnant.
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