[BrianR]

I have a slightly crooked smile that frightens small children.

I want a nice smile. Veneers are a good idea too, I have eroded enamel on my front teeth and the addition might close up those spaces on my right side that trap food too easily. If only there was an operation to thicken hair (I have a low hair count of about 50,000). I'm not balding, it's just thin and fine...unable to hold any style at all.