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Old 06-11-2003, 08:51 PM   #35
richlevy
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Quote:
Originally posted by Torrere


Are you saying that you are missing one of your feet, or are you saying that you wish that you had a foot between your legs instead of a penis? The latter makes more sense in context, but that would be terrible, man!
Yes, but think of the pickup-line possibilities!

'Hey Babe, want to go for a walk on the wild side?'

'Hey Babe, I've got something you'd get a kick out of!'

or maybe as an insult...

Hey, sock my foot!
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