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No, no Dana!
Apparently youth crime is because we have failed the male youths in this country due to political correctness. So says the new Deputy Mayor. In the News of the World today. I will personally vote Boris in next term if he manages to prevent young men killing eachother in the capital. And after all, he is so anti-PC I can't see how it won't happen.

I'm partly serious btw. If he significantly reduces all crime and specificially youth killings I am willing to go against my political principles and vote for him. And I'll celebrate my vote by putting nets up in HM's garden to catch those flying pigs - we can have a bbq to celebrate.

The trouble with having a Mayor from the Opposition is that they have blamed the Govt for so much for so long they've left themselves without a one-legged black lesbian to stand on. Shame.

Sorry, bitter digression.
Back to the humour!
Errr, humor.