[monster]

I believe the world will end when tw is unveiled as a nom de plume of Britney Spears. The earthquake cause by the millions of jaws simultaneously hitting the ground in the US will cause all the people in China to be catapulted into space, where they will orbit the planet and block the light of the sun. Of course that's not what wipes us all out -that happens because we can no longer afford to buy anything because nothing is made in China anymore, so millions of Americans with guns march on the White House to protest, and Bush -caught by surprise and not able to leave to the safe bunker in time- shits his pants, and while reaching for the tp, accidentally hits THAT BUTTON. Yes, his belly button. The stench attracts Sundae girl like a super electromagnet, and on landing somewhat undecorasly, her impressive rack accidentally nudges the other button, The big red one.

so it's all Sundae's fault.