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Sheldonrs · 05-14-2008, 04:02 PM

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find he was in the care of nuns
in a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him
questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.
She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy
voice, 'No health insurance.'
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, 'No
money in the bank.'
The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you out?'
He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not
spinsters, nuns are married to God.'
The man replied, 'Then send the bill to my brother-in-law!'

05-14-2008, 04:02 PM	#1849
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	A man suffered a serious heart attack and had bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find he was in the care of nuns in a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.' The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, 'No money in the bank.' The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you out?' He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.' The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters, nuns are married to God.' The man replied, 'Then send the bill to my brother-in-law!' __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.