[lumberjim]

when we were young and courting, jinx and I were at a party. At this party, my friend Mike's current and ex-girlfriend somewhow were both in attendance. This caused some friction. I think I was dosed, so the memories are vague...

(I'm thinking this is the same party that I painted a beautiful earth on jinx's favorite jeans with fabric paint, and the words "Yove your Mother" around it. that's right Yove. wtf?)
...anyway.... one of the girlfriends was heard to shriek "I'll kick her in the cunt!" at top volume very many times while she was being dragged out of the party. I also remember one of them latching their teeth into Mike's arm and not letting go for an awkwardly long time.....


...good times.....good times.