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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Oh dear Flint
I assume they stuck a needle up your Japs eye?

If it's any comfort, we women have to have a smear every three years, which is also uncomfortable, and if the nurse is rough it can be downright painful.

I had a nasty one once when I was off to see a new paramour. Left blood spots in my nice new lacy knickers. She's still on my hit list.

To see a new paramour? All I want to after a pap smear is curl up in bed with a box of doughnuts, and kick my husband if he even comes near me!