Sorry for the disappointment in the long-awaited butt photo....I should have just done it sooner so no one would suffer great disappointment. Butt you've asssked again and it's your birthday. (Pun intended and I am willing to pay for it)
Happy Birthday! It's my butt!!!
I can't believe I'm doing this...I'm a butt post virgin...I'm nervous. You so owe me!!
Ok...on the count of 3, I will attach and submit. Chicken..I'm a chicken.
If anyone vomits I'm going to be so mad at you! If anyone uses this to promote abstinance I will be so pissed.
My birthday is in June. *Nudge Nudge*
Just remember this on my birthday. It's in June.