I actually taze my children. I think it's more humane than spanking because it is a regulated amount of non-harmful pain.
It would be cool if they could build a shock device into diapers -like the invisible electric fence thing for dogs. in fact, let's make it moisture sensitive -potty training will be a breeze! This idea is so aweome I'm printing and dating before I post, so don't even think about marketing D'oh-diapers without paying me......
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