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Here are some of my favorite punchlines. They are almost a joke in themselves. I do know these classic jokes.
"Ping Pong Balls? I thought you said King Kong's Balls!"
"Nurse, what are you doing?!? I said prick his boil!"
"Help me find my car keys and we can drive out of here"
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
- George Carlin
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