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No boys allowed!
Well, only as random comments that may/ may not be regarded. After all it seems to be a sorority position to be "hot" on campus.

Okay.
Cellarity Eta Pi is recruiting. As we are the only sorority accepting pledges at this time of year we are skipping the usual Chapter Day and skipping straight to the Preference Party.

We are a well funded, well known and respected house. We have the prettiest girls, the butt-clappinest babes, the treadmillest geeks and the wittiest women. And some occupy the same frame. So whoever you are, wherever you're from, you can't assume you'll be pinned unless you apply.

Applications will be prioritised if sent via video clip. Just a short segment entitled, "Why I want to be a Pi Eta". Alternatively you can apply in writing (to this thread) but be aware you will have to try much harder. In both cases please include the following info:

- Name (may be username)
- Age (lies accepted)
- Likes
- Dislikes
- Ewwwwwwwwwwww! (major dislikes)
- Most likely to_______ when drunk
- Most likely to get drunk on...? (give type, strength & quantity)
- Fave sexual position
- Do you have your brown wings (yes/no)
- If I die I want to inhabit____________ body
- I like goats (yes/no)

A photo may be requested as evidence for any of the above.

Yrs fth
CKO
Self Appointed Admissions Mgr
EP
Global Cellarity