It isn't meant to be accurate, some of the responses are just funny.
For instance, say your name is Dave (common). I plug in "Dave needs".
First hit:
Dave needs a hug.lol!!
Let's try Jinx now: "Jinx Needs"
First hit: Jinx needs a change of luck.
I apologize, I get bored when I'm not working...The more common the name, the better, I say!
Flint needs: Flint needs a neighborhood action plan to overcome Flint City Hall ...