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Interviewer: Do you have any questions for me?
Steven Wright: Let me ask you this: if you were travelling in your car at the speed of light, and you turned your headlights on, would anything happen?
Interviewer: Uh, I don't know.
Steven Wright: Then I don't want to work for you.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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