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So the Board figures, OK, it's no good we have to leave God and go become like waiters and stuff. What we do next is, we find 7 of our best believers and get them to go on preaching and healing 44-year-old guys.
Well of course it worked and we kept on getting new people. In particular, this new guy Stephen was totally great at it. He'd heal, he'd debate people, he was in the zone.
Of course the Jews found out about it and were pissed. This Stephen guy is telling everyone that our old testament laws are crap! So they brought him in to ask him about it.
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Well Stephen kicked ass again. "Remember all that stuff UT summarized in Deuteronomy? Remember how they told you to cut the skin off your dicks and you did, and then you got all powerful? Remember how that Moses guy did all that stuff? Well, aren't you like being just like the Egyptians if you kill us? Aren't you Jews just being a bunch of hypocrites?"
But it only pissed them off worse, and they took him out of the town and stoned him to death.
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