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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus
tw - Are you saying that the EPA is responsible for American obesity problems?
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Price of gasoline has been too low causing people to abandon bicycles. Excessively cheap gas creates too many visits to junk food stores that also sell gasoline (WaWa, Gas 'n Go, etc) and too much driving while consuming Krispy Kremes. MacDonalds also participated by upgrading drive-in windows with SuperSizing.
To save Americans from early 'heart attack' deaths, Arabs have jack booted gasoline prices. God told them to.
George Jr probably asked god to arrange this. George talks to god. We now have friends working for us in high places using high prices.
Don't worry; be happy. Everything is now under control. This time without using torture.