[Elspode]

1. My kids aren't angels, and part of what started these incidents is that they *did* fight back. Unfortunately, all that does is cause the original perps to gather they homies and come after them in greater numbers.

2. Moving is not an option. Why would I let those little cocksuckers run me out of my neighborhood?

3. Arcane symbols? I have a four-foot lighted pentagram hanging on the outside of my house. None of the perps have cited philosophical differences as their reasons for being objectionable.

4. Video idea already considered. Problem here is that I can't be everywhere that these little fucks are. I have to work, and most of this takes place in or after school. Even the home incidents have occurred while I was elsewhere.

5. Current plan is to access the cops each and every time something happens...it will soon become easier for them to help solve the problem than to ignore it.

6. I will be identifying the residence of the main problem tonight, and going to speak to his grandmother, explaining to her that I have a lawyer and will sue.

I just want all this shit to end. I don't bother anyone, and I don't appreciate being screwed with. You haven't lived until you've stood down a nine or ten year old kid who has just hocked a huge loogie on your fender right after telling you to 'fuck off, bitch', and then having him tell you that you can't make him clean it off...and the fact of the matter is, you can, but you don't think it is worth a lawsuit and possible jail time to make him do it.