Unfortunately that doesn't work anymore, but opens up a whole can of worms labelled "you chile touch my chile, I sue yo' ass" (nevermind what 'they chile' has been doing for the last three months.)
What about some passive resistance? Are these the kind of kids where a lack of reaction will get them bored enough to find new victims?
And while I know that your children are perfect angels, was there something other than "those kids are weird and their dad's a hippy" that brought them to the attention of the demonspawn?
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