Once, I dreamed that I was a coyote that had been unexpectedly teleported to the very top of a snow-capped mountain. I knew that I had to travel all the way to the bottom of the mountain before I starved to death. It was a long journey, you see. But thankfully, I had some company. The fleas that were on my body were my friends. They talked to me and kept me company along the way.
Once I reached the bottom, the fleas all jumped off of me and turned into Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles. Then, we all went to attack the farmer who lived at the bottom of the mountain, because he was our enemy.
I swear to you that I had this exact dream when I was young. :)
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