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Guy: "Hey, my wife and I really want to have children, but she can't conceive. Would you let me knock you up, and you be surrogate mother for the baby for my wife and I. We'll pay you when the baby is born."
Stacy: " "Why, shore, duh huh...that sounds awesome!"
Guy: "Oh...oh...oh...!!!"
Stacy: "I'm so proud to be a surrogate mother. It is going to be a wonderful experience...hello? Hello?..."
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