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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
I'm glad China has switched to forks. They would never be able to beat chopsticks into plowshares.
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perhaps, but you can give your enemy a NASTY splinter with 'em ... 1001 uses too ... didn't you see that episode of
Xena where she used 'em as a weapon ... oh, wait, those were hairsticks. Oh well, you can use chopsticks as hair sticks, although the regular ones are a little bit too long ... children's chopsticks work great for that ... is this a little too stream of consciousness for you? I think I may have put too much coffee in the brewbasket this morning, happens when I get to the bottom of the can, just dump it all in, what the heck, don't want to waste any, yah know ...
