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Item #1: Why the hell would anyone kill Laci Peterson? Have you seen her? She was pretty hot...unless she was a nutcase.
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The old saw"No matter how good she looks, someone, somewhere is tired of her shit" comes to mind.
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Item #2: In Philadelphia, we apparently have a groper on the loose. He has grabbed 10 women in the past week...apparently, he rides by on a 10-speed bike, gropes their breasts or ass, and takes off.
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Sounds like trying to write grafitti on a moving truck from a motorcycle. Dangerous.
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Big fucking deal. So a guy grabs your boob or ass...are you going to tell me that it hasn't happened before? It's not like he grabbed your twat or anything.
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Oooow! Are you gonna burn.