[Whit]

     Hey, Bruce? Are you sure the whole Homeland Security thing brings us closer to socialism as opposed to fascism?
     My kids and I are all good with chopsticks. In fact, I remember the my daughter and I going for seconds and returning to find a cute Asian waitress teaching the boy (8 at the time) to use chopsticks. The funny part is he'd been proficient with them for almost two years. The little flirt...