Contact the US Surgeon General and propose that Uncle Sam accept discarded animals to implement a Pet Therapy program for US service members in high stress environments. Recommend that the US Army Veterinary Corps be proponent for program administration (the US Army Medical Corps is already proponent for medicine in all branches of the US Armed Forces) and suggest that the veterinarians' offices on military posts with major deployed units be designated as reception and processing stations that citizens can send their animals to [at the citizens' expense].
Put yourselves in the animals paws for a moment. Would you rather be euthanized and incinerated (maybe turned into fertilizer); or, would you like the opportunity to make some GIs lives better and possibly go out in a blaze of glory!
XoxoxoBruce is designated to spearhead this grassroots movement. For God's sake, son, be careful.
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