A few years ago some smart ass friends gave me a "love Ewe" inflatable sheep for Christmas. I blew it up and diplayed it on a table in the living room. The thing had a hole with a pouch in each end. You get the picture.
Well, everytime these same smart ass guys came over, they would stick their finger in MY sheep. That is until I filled both holes with cold hand cream.
Priceless!
