Actually they might be for 1 person there. I figured she must have had an orgasm when she found out I was leaving...assuming an old dried up bitch like her is still capable of having them and one could escape her dusty, crusty, and cobwebbed cootch.
There are many people at my current job who refuse to go through proper channels because they want to speak to me directly. They are in for a rude awakening when I leave.
I've made a lot of friends over the last 3 years. Hopefully the people at the new job will love me too. My sister-in-law Lisa got me the job (though she says I got it on my own) and she tells me the new company is "thrilled" that I took the job.