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Shawnee123 · 01-05-2008, 02:10 PM

Shawnee is being held ransom in an undisclosed location. You must place 1 million in unmarked bills underneath the magnolia tree next to the Cellar at midnight next Saturday. Do not contact authorities (read: they're in on it.) If you fail to comply with my demands, Shawnee will be drawn and quartered in the Cellar courtyard the following Sunday. Refreshments will be served, and you can show off your dancing skills to the music stylings of DJ Jazzy Toad and the Fresh Posts. There will be a silent auction for Shawnee's effects (basically a jar of peanut butter and a couple cats) to offset costs. Bring the family!

01-05-2008, 02:10 PM	#23
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Shawnee is being held ransom in an undisclosed location. You must place 1 million in unmarked bills underneath the magnolia tree next to the Cellar at midnight next Saturday. Do not contact authorities (read: they're in on it.) If you fail to comply with my demands, Shawnee will be drawn and quartered in the Cellar courtyard the following Sunday. Refreshments will be served, and you can show off your dancing skills to the music stylings of DJ Jazzy Toad and the Fresh Posts. There will be a silent auction for Shawnee's effects (basically a jar of peanut butter and a couple cats) to offset costs. Bring the family!