Why is that a pro?
I have to say Drax, and this is just my opinion, posts or threads that start like this seem to be blatant attention whoring designed to split the cellar into two camps:
1) those who have the instinct to comfort and incourage you
B) the other 98.7% who will throw feces at you.
Why do you do this? Is it really that I just don't get your humor?