XoxoBruce and I have something in common. (I always knew SteveDallas and I did.)
Girl Genius -- "From my heart and from my hand/Why don't people understand/My invention?"
And this is from the same guy who did XXXenophile, after all. Getting in the latest XXXenophile was always a prelude to good sex with the wife... mmm, Captain Velma -- [Watch This Space]. And we can imagine all sorts of p0rny Girl Genius fun too, even aside from getting Gilgamesh v.W. and Agatha accidentally locked inside a Turkish bath together in The Iron Sheikh's Seraglio. Unless you'd rather imagine them doing a step-kick routine to Wierd Al Yankovic's
Spam. Tinned meat is just so gaslamp, somehow...
Bangladesh DuPree and Klaus von Wulfenbach, while he's in no condition to resist her feminine wiles -- not least because until now he has no idea she has any -- as I presume he hasn't seen that (Café Press?) calendar with her on it! Given DuPree's nature, two words: riding crop. Yeah sure, she steals it from Von Pinn...
"Punch? Judy? Ah, about that sterility thing...?"
And of our three favorite Jägermonsters, Maxim is the cute one -- especially if he can play jazz trumpet for a high-energy cover of
Purple People Eater.
Would Ferretina the Weasel Queen best enjoy Othar Tryggvason by
covering the whole thing with cheese, and never minding about trying to be a philosopher? (And if you can unravel that skein of references, you've had a misspent youth of the kind that makes me want to know you better!)
Winslow getting tentacle raped by an abomination of science!
And keeping his smile!