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hot_pastrami · 05-02-2003, 06:04 PM

I'll give it a go.... though I have only had a few meaningful relationships (meaning more than "just dating"). Actually, for years I was a shy as hell, so dates were few and far between. But one day about 2 years ago I figured some shit out, and I was a veritable swinger for about a year.

First girlfriend: cute, sweet, charming... at first. There was an undertow of psycho that was slow to surface. Example: she once got pissed off at me for days because I didn't send back a sandwich I'd ordered when it came with tomatoes on it (I'd asked for none). I opted to just pull them off, told her I didn't mind that much. She was PISSED. Wierd. There are a number of similar examples. Boob size = average.

Second: pretty and intelligent, but plagued with chronic indecision and HUGE men issues due to a very bad experience in her past. We broke up when she decided she was more interested in my roommate than in me. Then she dumped him because she wanted to get back together with me, but when I wasn't really interested in getting together again, she went after him again. Gah! Boob size = small.

Third: A cutie, but ditsy... and dangerous. Distance and lack of common interests really eroded on this relationship until it just sort of went away, like a rash. Boob size = large.

Fourth: Not really serious since we only went on about 4 dates, but I think it would have been if left uninterrupted. She was very pretty, quite intelligent, and very self-confident. And for some crazy reason she was as impressed as hell with me. I'd probably still be with her if I hadn't met #5... (oh, boob size = large)

Fifth: The woman I'm going to marry! Gorgeous, funny, intelligent, artistic... a woman more wonderful than I ever hoped to be with. She has everyting on my list of what I was looking for in a woman, and much more... and I love her to death. Oh, and we set a wedding date... August 23rd. Hot damn!

But I hold no grudges, I am good terms with all of the ex-girlfriends. I have issues with #2 becuase she kind of ripped my guts out and stomped on them, but I can't make myself hate her. Oh well.

05-02-2003, 06:04 PM	#18
hot_pastrami I am meaty Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Salt Lake City, UT Posts: 1,119	I'll give it a go.... though I have only had a few meaningful relationships (meaning more than "just dating"). Actually, for years I was a shy as hell, so dates were few and far between. But one day about 2 years ago I figured some shit out, and I was a veritable swinger for about a year. First girlfriend: cute, sweet, charming... at first. There was an undertow of psycho that was slow to surface. Example: she once got pissed off at me for days because I didn't send back a sandwich I'd ordered when it came with tomatoes on it (I'd asked for none). I opted to just pull them off, told her I didn't mind that much. She was PISSED. Wierd. There are a number of similar examples. Boob size = average. Second: pretty and intelligent, but plagued with chronic indecision and HUGE men issues due to a very bad experience in her past. We broke up when she decided she was more interested in my roommate than in me. Then she dumped him because she wanted to get back together with me, but when I wasn't really interested in getting together again, she went after him again. Gah! Boob size = small. Third: A cutie, but ditsy... and dangerous. Distance and lack of common interests really eroded on this relationship until it just sort of went away, like a rash. Boob size = large. Fourth: Not really serious since we only went on about 4 dates, but I think it would have been if left uninterrupted. She was very pretty, quite intelligent, and very self-confident. And for some crazy reason she was as impressed as hell with me. I'd probably still be with her if I hadn't met #5... (oh, boob size = large) Fifth: The woman I'm going to marry! Gorgeous, funny, intelligent, artistic... a woman more wonderful than I ever hoped to be with. She has everyting on my list of what I was looking for in a woman, and much more... and I love her to death. Oh, and we set a wedding date... August 23rd. Hot damn! But I hold no grudges, I am good terms with all of the ex-girlfriends. I have issues with #2 becuase she kind of ripped my guts out and stomped on them, but I can't make myself hate her. Oh well. __________________ Hot Pastrami!