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Sorry, I don't qualify. I've got all my teeth, don't have sex with my sister, don't live in a trailer, don't shop at piggly wiggly, don't watch NASCAR, don't drive a pick-up truck with a gun rack, don't have a large belt buckle, don't attend monster truck pulls, I don't wear overalls, I have a job, I don't say "y'all", I don't listen to country or western music, I don't do line dancing, don't wear a cowboy hat, don't have a car on blocks in my front yard, I don't chew tobacco, I don't trust or support, George W. Bush, I don't play a banjo, I don't have collector plates, and I don't watch or star on the Jerry Springer Show or Cops.
I'm a city dweller. I can't stand hillbillies.
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