[Elspode]

Going backward from most recent ex to least recent, giving first their positives, and then reasons for termination of relationship - Warning: this encompasses a pretty good stretch of years, and there were *lots* of other relationships, but these are the only ones I consider dead serious. Exes only, current wife not included.

1) Fabulously talented musician, intelligent, incredibly generous, hip, attractive, and sadly, deceased at far too young an age. We broke up due to lack of chemistry about four years before she passed on.
2) My first wife; amazingly beautiful as a young girl, laughed easily, loved me like there was no tomorrow, great in bed, adventurous in every way. Psychotically angry and hostile, argumentative, not all that intelligent.
3) Stunningly beautiful, almost painfully so, *big boobs*, outgoing, adventurous in that typically Catholic "oh, this sex thing is so cool, why'd I wait so long" kind of way, great family as well. Dumped me because we were so damn young and she wasn't ready to stay with her first lay.
4) Gorgeous, 70's hippy-esque, incredibly talented in many ways, especially musically; psychic linkage between us. Parents broke us up as she was a rich girl and I was a druggie scum; our paths diverged for a few years and we both married other people, but we are still best friends and musical partners to this day. I work for her husband and have known her for over 30 years.