[Cloud]

Laughing at a friend of mine, who said:

Some guy somewhere always does that for me. Maybe like, the Jiffy Lube Guy. Or some guy passing by when I'm trying to attempt it by myself, and I obviously am in a moment of distress. So, therefore heroes are needed. It happens. It does to me anyways. Perhaps go out and walk around your car, then attempt to open the hood, and find that oil stick a majigy thing. Look around, at all the neat stuff in there. Cry, because you realize you don't know what the fuck you are doing. And wa-lah. Some guy pops up and will ask if you are okay, and if you could please put that stick down now, so you don't hurt yourself. Then they just fix it. Not so hard. I don't know what all the fuss is all about.
It happens at gas stations alot, too. When I don't know how to get the cap of the damn tire and get that stupid thing with the air wherever the hell it's supposed to be. Some guy pops up, and does it for me. Or.. when I can't find which damn button to push to get the gas to go in my car, or whatever. Some guy pops up. Pushes the right button. Washes my windows. They are nice.

Don't think that strategy works for this old hag, unfortunately.