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kerosene · 12-14-2007, 03:18 PM

Is this where I should post? I hope so, or else, someone can kiss my ass...I don't really care who...

Anyway, here goes...

I received this package from Fedex today, much to my surprise. I removed the card attached to the top and this is what it said:

Inside:

When I opened the box, I was STUNNED to see the following:

So, with caution, I proceeded...gently. (for those who can't see the edges it says "Yar, there be COCKS here!") Indeed there was not just one cock...

...but two!

I am not sure what they are made of, but they are hard as ceramic...and I think they are designed for something light and either salty or peppery comes out of them when I shake them a lot.

Thank you for giving me 2 cocks, secret santa. I will take care of them and use them often.

The next thing I discovered was:

There was a little note on the back, that I didn't discover until after I took the photos. It says: "You must have a finely tuned BS meter to survive in The Cellar! Practice makes perfect."

But that wasn't all. There was one more gift:

There was a note on the back of this one, too, but I am afraid that if I share it, my secret santa will be revealed. Perhaps one could determine the source of these great gifts by interpreting their meanings? Hmm?

Thank you so very much, Secret Santa.

12-14-2007, 03:18 PM	#5
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	Gifts from my secret santa! Is this where I should post? I hope so, or else, someone can kiss my ass...I don't really care who... Anyway, here goes... I received this package from Fedex today, much to my surprise. I removed the card attached to the top and this is what it said: Inside: When I opened the box, I was STUNNED to see the following: So, with caution, I proceeded...gently. (for those who can't see the edges it says "Yar, there be COCKS here!") Indeed there was not just one cock... ...but two! I am not sure what they are made of, but they are hard as ceramic...and I think they are designed for something light and either salty or peppery comes out of them when I shake them a lot. Thank you for giving me 2 cocks, secret santa. I will take care of them and use them often. The next thing I discovered was: There was a little note on the back, that I didn't discover until after I took the photos. It says: "You must have a finely tuned BS meter to survive in The Cellar! Practice makes perfect." But that wasn't all. There was one more gift: There was a note on the back of this one, too, but I am afraid that if I share it, my secret santa will be revealed. Perhaps one could determine the source of these great gifts by interpreting their meanings? Hmm? Thank you so very much, Secret Santa.