Well Big, I thought the present was going to be really good, and the wrapping was going to be ok....
But:
Upon further reading, the present is crap...
Not what this person wanted at all...but I made some effort so I'm sending it....maybe I'll have better luck next year when I have more money....
We have learned a lesson here about my choices in wine, self-pride, and how quickly it all can crash and burn!
Maybe someone could send me a fire-extinguisher.