I'm not a coffee connoisseur. I zap some instant in the microwave for a morning caffeine kick, but thats usually about it. I have enough trouble sleeping as it is. It costs maybe 20 cents a day.
I grew tired of snobby waiters in coffee shops, so sometimes I like to mess with them. I have ordered, at various times, a short white, a black cappuccino, and an espresso with milk. No-one invites me to coffee shops anymore.
