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LJ · 12-02-2007, 08:41 PM

reminds me of another joke>

a woman is standing in line at the grocery store. she unloads her handbasket: frozen peas, 1 can of chicken noodle soup, a pack of disposable razors, half a gallon of milk, and a loaf of white bread.

a whino in line in front of her watches this with interest, looks at her and says..."hmmm....you must be single"

Intrigued, the woman says, "yes, I am. You can tell that just by the groceries I'm buying?"

The whino says, "No....You're fucking ugly!"

12-02-2007, 08:41 PM	#7
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	reminds me of another joke> a woman is standing in line at the grocery store. she unloads her handbasket: frozen peas, 1 can of chicken noodle soup, a pack of disposable razors, half a gallon of milk, and a loaf of white bread. a whino in line in front of her watches this with interest, looks at her and says..."hmmm....you must be single" Intrigued, the woman says, "yes, I am. You can tell that just by the groceries I'm buying?" The whino says, "No....You're fucking ugly!" __________________ Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ... -C.Dickens