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The Itchy Asshole Ledger
Quote:
Dane Cook - Itchy Asshole Lyrics
The other day, I don't know if you've ever gotten this, it was about 2:30
in the afternoon. I got the itchy-est asshole I've ever gotten on record.
And I keep a record of my itchy assholes. May 14, 1985, I had a very itchy
asshole. This one ousted it, GET OUTA HERE!...old itchy asshole. Oh it's the
worst isn't it? Agh you just feel..usually your at work or some place that you
can't focus on it. You gotta do some other activities, right. The entire day
you try to bounce around. Try to shake it out.
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I was reminded of this bit today......
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Whether I shall turn out to be the hero of my own life, or whether that station will be held by anybody else, these pages must show ...
-C.Dickens
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