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A squad of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of the road was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured troop what had happened.
The troop reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
Highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
'I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat, good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to Drive.
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
Mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, ''Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!''
'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands, when a fucking truck hit us.'
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